I Don’t Have Ducks Or A Row I have Chickens And They Are Everywhere T-shirt

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I have mixed emotions I Don’t Have Ducks Or A Row I have Chickens And They Are Everywhere T-shirt . over Balenciaga’s Triple S. At least for me, they are clunky, frumpy monstrosities that set you back almost $800. Who would sign up for that? Well. Everyone else, apparently, except me. According to an employee at the brand’s Madison Avenue store, the first two colorways sold out in just 30 minutes, on the first day of their release. At the same time, they were fetching almost double their $850 tag price on eBay.

I Don’t Have Ducks Or A Row I have Chickens And They Are Everywhere T-shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt

For those who may not know, the Triple S looks like one of those running shoes people wore in the 80s, only with a sole a couple of sizes too big I Don’t Have Ducks Or A Row I have Chickens And They Are Everywhere T-shirt . It comes complete with the nostalgic, thrift store aesthetic. Call them frumpy, chunky, or plain old ugly, but in the realm of high-fashion sneakers (yes, high fashion and sneakers can now be said in the same breath, apparently), purposefully distasteful sneakers are the new hot item. And in the Unattractive Sneakers category, Balenciaga owns the dubious Champion accolade. Now, I used to think that the Triple S would look good on no one. Until one day, as I was having my nails done, this petite woman with elven features and a winning DNA combination waltzed into the salon. She was wearing just the slightest hint of makeup, leggings, a jean jacket, and, surprise: the Triple S in the tan, green, and yellow colorway. I was shocked at how good it looked on her! I changed my mind about the blocky shoe that same instant. As it seems, one may be able to pull it off – but only if you had glass skin, sexy heterochromatic eyes, and a glow that not even 18 hours of uninterrupted sleep could achieve. This was before I have learned about Balenciaga’s sock sneakers. For context, I learned about the Triple S before I discovered sneaker socks. So imagine my shock when I saw the latter – they literally looked like socks. With a sole. At first sight, I was absolutely convinced that no one would be able to pull these off successfully. Not even if you had the face of Liv Tyler circa Armageddon. Or, to maintain the elven comparison, even if you looked as ethereal as Arwen in LOTR.
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